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[20 Mar 2004|05:55pm]

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[05 May 2003|05:45pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

Ewwww.


All the fish in the tank have died. It smells really bad.

EW EW EW!!!

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Eastern stuff. [04 Mar 2003|02:14pm]
I always bring homework to school with me so that I can do it in between my 1&1/2 hour break between classes, but I always end up zoning out on the net instead. I am a bad student.

I counted, and I only have...*recounting*...23 days of school left. 31 days until school is finished. Not including exams.

There is a Women of the Middle East film festival happening this week at school. Tonight I want to go see:

"Hollywood Harem's"
Looks at film clips from the 20s to 30s and examines the depictions of women of the east and how it has shaped ill-founded perceptions of Islamic women and culture.

"Women and Islam"
Discusses origins of the veil and women's right's witihin marriage, exploring women's roles through history and within contemporary Islamic society.

I am hungry.

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Spank me, Judge! [30 Jan 2003|11:56am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | radio crappolla. ]

Today I am ditching school for the first time this semester. I almost made it an entire month without skipping school. *sigh*

In order to legitimize my ditching school I have agreed to accompany my friend, [info]vequira, during her day in court. I have also agreed to yell loudly in the event of her losing her case or being mistreated by the judge for being a young person. Although the "young person" box on the speeding ticket wasn't checked off, so that shouldn't be a problem.

Today's entry has been brought to you by the number 4.

(rip out my heart)

[14 Jan 2003|02:10pm]
[ mood | nerdy ]

I am sitting in the computer lab at my university, waiting for math class to roll around. I am a tad frustrated because I left some important papers in my car that I need for registration purposes. My bf has my car and I left my cell at home, and I do not have a quarter to make a phone call.

Since when should humans have to pay money to communicate with each other? This is all part of the government's on-going strategy to cause war and despair that will lead to the inevitable demise of the main bulk of the human race, leaving only corrupt politicians to re-populate the planet.

There is a notice advertising bible study classes on the bulletin board in here.

I miss my web cam.

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[08 Jan 2003|08:36pm]
This is a friends only journal. I write mostly random things. I do not spend too much time bitching. I like Star Trek. I like to have fun. I like people who make me laugh. I like geeky people. I go to university and take anthropology. I like studying culture.

I don't like negative-ness. I don't like it when every other word in a journal is a swear word. I don't like people who are mean.

My journal is friends only because I don't like knowing that there might be obsessive psychos reading my journal. Especially ones who I know in real life. Feel free to add me as a friend. I will add you right on back. Unless you're an obessive psycho. Then I will not.

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[30 Oct 2002|12:03am]
I wonder if this will seem as funny tomorrow morning, after the red wine and chocolate wears off.

vequira (11:45 PM) :
Hey, just remembered that Gery and I thought the chimp baby was the coolest thing ever.

jes'ka (11:46 PM) :
what's the chimp baby?

vequira (11:47 PM) :
They impregnated a female chimp with human sperm in Russia a long time ago. I don't need to go any further , do I?

jes'ka (11:47 PM) :
*laughing lots*
now that's fucking disturbing!!!!

vequira (11:51 PM) :
Being a social creature it is shunned by both societies. The only way to prevent this is to create a whole colony of chimp babies...uh-oh, planet of the apes, here we come.

jes'ka (11:52 PM) :
As long as they all look like Marky Mark, everything will be fine

vequira (11:57 PM) :
*sigh* a colony of chimp babies that look like MarkyMark

We might be sick

jes'ka (11:57 PM) :
.....or we might be onto something.....

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